The fuck would I know?? I don’t even know if there are sheep-esque things on Cybertron.
Um??? Not… really, no…? Energon burns pretty cleanly, so there aren’t emissions….
Saying Hello to the Dragon.
That is a fucking forest spirit and nobody will make me believe otherwise.
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THIS IS AN INTERESTING WAY TO PROMOTE A SUIT
I, for one, am delighted that “guy in sharp suit with hot women draped all over him” is being replaced by “guy in sharp suit with hot robots draped all over him”. Clearly much more tailored (hee!) to the discerning modern consumer of haberdashery.no idea what’s happening here, but I approve
The thing is tho, it’s not ‘hot robot draped over dude’
It’s ‘hot dude draped over robot’
Fuck yes it is. That’s the way to sell a fine piece of hardware to me, dammit.
the bed in the back tho …
Imagine Optimus taking the kids on a camping trip, but a storm hits that threatens to blow their tent away. They all pile up in Optimus’ cab and start telling each other ghost stories as the lightning and thunder begin outside. Optimus listens in, happy to keep the kids warm and safe through the storm, but he can’t resist swiping his windshield wipers during one of Miko’s dramatic pauses and the kids scream at the SKREEEEEEEEE the wiper makes on his windshield
May adopt this out, not sure how I’m going to determine who gets it though.
[Transformers More Than Meets the Eye: Cyclonus]
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
"I’m not grilling you a cheese."
[laughs because this King May or May not have paid people with ‘created’ money early on in the Canvas experience] ;;;;
are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are
I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.