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i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

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artoftheautomobile:

McLaren P1

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celer-et-audax:

Lockheed U2 “Dragon Lady” landing as seen from chase car

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#planes

onlylolgifs:

How kids did the Macarena in the 1990s vs. Now

drtoaster:

((Raaaises hand?))

[slAMS INTO YOU]

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Who the hell doesn’t know the Macarena


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lifeisaponderland:

princehamlette:

caffiend13:

andythanfiction:

It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.  

This is unacceptable.

It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s.  And yes, we can all do the dance.  I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance.  Bobby can do the dance.  Sherlock can do the dance.  Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.  

And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.

I was hoping it wasn’t this.

I PRESSED PLAY AND MY BODY JUST STARTED DOING THE DANCE FROM SHEER MUSCLE MEMORY

I PLAYED 4 SECONDS OF THIS AND MY LITTLE SISTER STOPPED WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND STARTED DANCING, AS DID MY MOTHER THIS IS SOME VOODOO SHIT

drtoaster:

 

"Agreed."

"I want one."

[Grabs both bottles and makes another for himself.]

"Why the fuck are we still drinking this."

[sticks his straw in the glass.]

"I…

"don’t know. But it’s awful.

"And yet."

[siiiiiiiip

[this is a dangerous game. The King is a notoriously bad drinker. As in, she doesn’t pace herself.]

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thaT’S IT THAT’S WHY I LIKE BLU E BOT S

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drtoaster:

 

[Stares]

[Produces bendy straw.]

[Sticks it in the lil port thingy.]

[…]

"What the fuck have we created."

[Stares at the concoction

[then at the cyborg]

"See, I like both white and black russians, 

"but this

"this is absolute hell.”

[takes another sip

[shudders

[takes another]

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drtoaster:

 

"Ermmm…."

[Glances around the kitchen?]

[Opens the fridge and gets a bottle of strawberry milk??]

[Holds it out???]

[????]

"….

"What the fuck."

[we’ll try this?? okay??

[pours some stuff in the stuff and—-

[reGRET]

"Here, try this."

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lightningidle:

pettankoprincess:

yaoidream153:

the anime in less then 8 seconds.

This is it. This is each character and what they do in the entire anime.

before I watched this series I didn’t believe that at all

I have learned

(Source: clintbartn)

drtoaster:

 

[Hand her the remainder of the bottle of vodka he was using.]

"No but have this. Maybe you can get drunk enough and we can try again!"

"…." [takes the bottle]

"Doc, unless you want me throwing up everywhere, I’m gonna need something to go with this. As much as I love vodka, I can’t take it straight.

"But yeah. Get me something with this and we’ll try again."

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drtoaster:

 

"I AM FULLY FUCKING AWARE OF THAT THANK YOU."

[GRABS THE EXTINGUISHER AND SPRAYS THE FLAMING HELL VODKA NOODLES WITH IT.]

"HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? BECAUSE I HAVE AND I AM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS.

"I fucking warned you. This is incredible.”

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